Cafeteria Humanes

C. Madrid, 85, loc. 3, 28970 Humanes de Madrid, Madrid, Spain
+34 916 04 26 36
$$$ Cafe
(30 Reviews)
Price Range €1–10

Welcome to Cafeteria Humanes, a charming café located at C. Madrid, 85, loc. 3 in the heart of Humanes de Madrid. This local gem is not just a place to grab a coffee or snack; it’s a gathering spot where the community comes together, fostering connections over good food and warm conversations.

The atmosphere at Cafeteria Humanes exudes a cozy, neighborhood charm, making it a perfect retreat for both locals and visitors. The moment you step in, you’re greeted with a friendly smile and the scent of freshly brewed coffee wafting through the air. Whether you’re looking for a quick breakfast, a leisurely lunch, or a mid-afternoon treat, this café provides a welcoming environment that simply feels like home.

The menu offers a variety of delightful options perfect for any time of day. Patrons rave about the café's delectable aperitivos and the generous portions of tapas that accompany a refreshing beer or a glass of wine. Customers have highlighted the exceptional care taken by the staff, especially noting the service as a standout feature. As Amparo Cachadiña Ruíz remarked, "Siempre atentos, buenos aperitivos pero sobre todo muy buena atención," which translates to "Always attentive, good appetizers but above all very good attention." This speaks volumes about the dedicated team behind the counter.

Another enthusiastic customer, Óscar Fabían Morales Hernández, noted his family’s experience on a Saturday morning, sharing, "El trato de las dos chicas de la mañana es espectacular y un encanto de personas." It’s clear that the staff’s warmth and attentiveness play a significant role in creating a memorable dining experience.

For those who appreciate a unique character, Cafeteria Humanes’ owner—known for his jovial personality and storytelling flair—adds a layer of charm to the café. MatuJox Humanes reminisces, “El dueño es supersimpatico, tiene una Bolineta y además sabe montar en bici,” describing how he not only shares local tales but also carries a zest for life that is contagious.

The café’s cleanliness and moderate pricing make it accessible for everyone, from casual coffee drinkers to those looking for a laid-back lunch spot. As IGNACIO PEINADO puts it, "Cafeteria de barrio, puedes tomar cafe o una cerveza por un precio modiconormal," emphasizing that it embodies the essence of a local café without the pretensions.

Combining great service, a cozy atmosphere, and delicious food, Cafeteria Humanes is a must-visit. Whether you are in search of a friendly place to connect with friends, enjoy a meal with family, or simply unwind with a coffee, this café is sure to exceed your expectations. Don’t just take our word for it—visit and discover the delightful experiences waiting for you!

Service options
Dine-in
Delivery
Highlights
Great coffee
Popular for
Breakfast
Accessibility
Wheelchair-accessible seating
Offerings
Alcohol
Beer
Coffee
Quick bite
Spirits
Wine
Dining options
Breakfast
Dessert
Table service
Amenities
Bar on site
Toilet
Atmosphere
Casual
Cosy
Quiet
Payments
Credit cards
Debit cards
NFC mobile payments
Credit cards
Parking
Free of charge street parking
Openings Hours

Monday

06:00 AM - 11:00 PM

Tuesday

06:00 AM - 11:00 PM

Wednesday

06:00 AM - 11:00 PM

Thursday

06:00 AM - 11:00 PM

Friday

06:00 AM - 11:00 PM

Saturday

08:00 AM - 11:00 PM

Sunday

08:00 AM - 11:00 PM

30 Reviews
Amparo Cachadiña ruiz

22 Sep 2025

Siempre atentos ,buenos aperitivos pero sobre todo muy buena atención.

Óscar fabian Morales hernandez

17 Sep 2025

Hoy sabado dia 16 de agostos de 2025 , alas 10:30 am , e estado con mi familia por la mañana desayunando en la cafetería , y me a encantado el trato de las dos chicas de la mañana un trato espectacular y un encanto de personas, sin duda que volveremos, lo recomiendo por todo en general , un 10 en todo , gracias por amabilidad

MatuJox Humanes

07 Sep 2025

Perfecto para unas cañas. El dueño es supersimpatico, tiene una Bolineta y además sabe montar en bici a la par de contar chascarrillos de la villa. Una vez casi gana un IRON MAN pero quedó en antepenúltimo. Un sitio superchupi y aluciflipa con las tapas.

IGNACIO PEINADO

19 Jun 2025

Cafeteria de barrio, puedes tomar cafe o una cerveza por un precio modico-normal, de limpieza normal, ambiente el tipico de este tipo de establecimiento sin pretensiones

Belén Madrid

18 Jun 2025

El camarero moreno joven un fiera! Muy agradable y atento!! Muy buen bar

Jonico Vulcano

31 May 2025

Espectacular como te atienden rapidez y exquisito todo muy recomendable

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